Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

[Tha_Shogun]

Lol, man Teffy finally got them digits from Ivy-Lickings. Don't let Lovely34 find out though, she might get jealous. But if Sharpskill find out you was having sex with his momma he's gonna really be pissed off.

Also.....5 minutes only Tef?! Man you should've been WP1B all in that ass! Or maybe since it was offline it wasn't as effective as you thought?!

 

[teflon2105]

So far Teffie, you've been bragging about how "great" she is. That's not a bad thing in your case, I guess.
But what else do you know about her? So far you only scratched the surface on the good things about her. But do you know that certain cougars can manipulate young guys into what they want(hence she sweet talked you into sex)? Control thy dick dude. IMHO, if you can have a relationship without sex for at least awhile, then perhaps you'll get to know her as a person without being clouded by simply "oh she's great in bed, she cooks, and she can speak espanol." Girls of all ages can sometimes be as devious as a snake. For instance, she may be joking about that coach bag, but I think she would secretly love to have it like any girl would. And you say she said it after sex? I'd trod more carefully if I were you. But it's all about you, player. Na-mu.......

We went out last night too dinner man guys were looking at her all night. She basically goes to work come home and do motherly things. She doesn't date hispanics at all and she loves too cater to her man. I'm going to get the coach bag for her and this will be the only gift she gets till her B-Day.

She laid another kid on me though i had no idea she had a 17 yr old daughter. She said she told me when we first met it must went in one air and out the other. lol

For the most part she's a sweet person and she can text omg i thought the 30-40 crowd didn't text. She is perfect for me. Never thought this was possible wit an older lady oh yeah she told me if i look real close i can see one of her gray hair. She's a 9/10 though sexy mofo
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jesus tef 5 minutes? you better last longer with me

4 minutes & 58 seconds lol that spanish ain't no joke.
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5 minutes? WTF. Looks like someone needs advice on lasting longer. What do you have to say about that Missy?

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It's a big difference in making love and just hard sex. What we had was hard sex that's why that happened common for most guys.
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She's gonna get me in trouble at work i can't even focus on my job the nursing staff see's me in her face every time. They looking like WTF do your job man. I'm kinda hope she's not on my schedule often.

 

[Juez]

Holy fucking lawl

 

[Malice]

Funny how she asked me bout a $325 coach bag last night just because we had sex i have too buy this WTF ?

So after she gives you the best 5 minutes of your life, she's immediately hitting you up for a coach bag? Sounds like a prostitute to me.

I'm sorry, but I don't give a damn how banging her chicken alfredo was, I am not buying a chick a damn coach bag as soon as I am done fucking her. She ain't that chef nigga.

 

[Archangel]

Also.....5 minutes only Tef?! Man you should've been WP1B all in that ass! Or maybe since it was offline it wasn't as effective as you thought?!

Quote of the year.

Also, just so we're clear: Until I see picture/video evidence of the girl and Teflon in the same photo (no, it doesn't have to be them checking their hard drive connection), I say he's trolling.