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TagYouRPregnant said:
So today I went over to one of my closest friends BBQ...
When we got there...90% of the people who showed up were emo/skeleton/suicidal type kids who didn't necessarily say much,nor did they make me feel very welcomed since I was the only female wearing bright colors....
During the BBQ,the hosts GF decided that it would totally make their guest feel more comfortable if she started an argument with her mother through half of the whole event. Later on the day,the mother decided that it would cheer the mood up by playing guitar hero...so she turned on the wii...and bent on in front of me...now this lady's 48 years old...and she's pretty fat..AND was wearing short shorts...so you can only imagine...I was blind for 10 minutes...

How was your sunday? :)
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....some people. Sheesh. That's when parties are worse than real life :(
 
TagYouRPregnant said:
So today I went over to one of my closest friends BBQ...
When we got there...90% of the people who showed up were emo/skeleton/suicidal type kids who didn't necessarily say much,nor did they make me feel very welcomed since I was the only female wearing bright colors....
During the BBQ,the hosts GF decided that it would totally make their guest feel more comfortable if she started an argument with her mother through half of the whole event. Later on the day,the mother decided that it would cheer the mood up by playing guitar hero...so she turned on the wii...and bent on in front of me...now this lady's 48 years old...and she's pretty fat..AND was wearing short shorts...so you can only imagine...I was blind for 10 minutes...

How was your sunday? :)
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What would Psylocide do?

If there wasn't liquor or beer at this party, I would have already brought my own. I would start off by getting pretty sloshed, perhaps a few pulls of bombay sapphire followed up with a nice gin and tonic, or I would just take the nastiest beer and sneak around the house for some good ol' shotgunning.

Next, quite intoxicated at this point, approach group of said Emo kids... and ask how the conformity of suburban life was getting them down. Listen politely to their answers before calling them fags and sliding down my sunglasses as I walk away sippin on my drank.

During the fight I would probably just stand there and cheer someone on... If the daugter was hot, I would take her side I suppose. Possibly a "Jerry" chant if I could get enough people into it.

When mom decided it was time to play Guitar Hero, I would light up a joint, grab the controller, and Perfect Slow Ride on expert. Then, I would raise up the controller and smash it into a million pieces, slide down my shades, and walk out. Never to be seen again.
 
Psylocide said:
What would Psylocide do?

If there wasn't liquor or beer at this party, I would have already brought my own. I would start off by getting pretty sloshed, perhaps a few pulls of bombay sapphire followed up with a nice gin and tonic, or I would just take the nastiest beer and sneak around the house for some good ol' shotgunning.

Next, quite intoxicated at this point, approach group of said Emo kids... and ask how the conformity of suburban life was getting them down. Listen politely to their answers before calling them fags and sliding down my sunglasses as I walk away sippin on my drank.

During the fight I would probably just stand there and cheer someone on... If the daugter was hot, I would take her side I suppose. Possibly a "Jerry" chant if I could get enough people into it.

When mom decided it was time to play Guitar Hero, I would light up a joint, grab the controller, and Perfect Slow Ride on expert. Then, I would raise up the controller and smash it into a million pieces, slide down my shades, and walk out. Never to be seen again.
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after reading this. i just have to say.

make it happen.
 
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