Bayonetta: "Yo Dante, take five!"

Just wait till you get the katana and the claws, equip both of those and mash PKP. Shit destroys everything in like 4 seconds on normal.
 
You gotta be kidding me with this game.

I don't even know what to say... why did I listen to Drizzle?

First off, I dislike the art style and this game feels mushy. I'm punching, I'm kicking, shooting 'angels' (white vultures with pitchforks) to some girlpop soundtrack and i get no satisfaction. Why can't I feel the blows? It literally feels like you are beating the shit out of the air and an enemy just happens to fall down and die.

Second, I get cheesy games. I really do... but the opening sequence (where you meet rodin and fat guy) IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Pair that with the soundtrack and...Sorry. I don't get it, it's not cool, I must be getting old.

Finally, I am playing on PS3 and the load times are about what they say they are. Pretty long just to pop open a menu or save or even look at save files. Also, 3 min load to watch a 1 minute comic-strip 'cinematic'? No thanks.

I'm returning this today.
 
Psylocide said:
this game feels mushy. Why can't I feel the blows? It literally feels like you are beating the shit out of the air and an enemy just happens to fall down and die.
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I have this EXACT complaint with the entire God of War franchise, as well as Street Fighter 4. I've heard arguments from tons of people, and I think its personal preference.

Bayonetta's art and soundtrack (yuck) don't thrill me at all, but otherwise once you get a little far in the game (the third level or so) it became the best action game I've ever played. I completely understand hating the way it looks though (and I agree on that opening scene. I rolled my eyes the entire time. Devil May Cry was ridiculous but never STUPID. Thankfully the game cleans up later, but it doesn't sound like you're sticking around.)
 
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