Do you get thirsty when you sleep?

[Marginal]

Not anymore, I used to when I was younger. But, I wake up more hungry than thirsty. So hungry my arms get sore.

Sure you don't just have a heart problem?

 

[Xeph]

I'm sure I don't have a heart problem.

 

[Psylocide]

Not anymore, I used to when I was younger. But, I wake up more hungry than thirsty. So hungry my arms get sore.

Are you sure you aren't sleep masturbating?

 

[Bamboo_Wind]

Eating foods high in sodium (salt) will cause you to wake up parched, as will alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates you. So if you eat Pizza, any fast food, soy sauce (Chinese) or any other salty foods, you will wake up as thirsty as hell. ...or if you had a 6 pack of beer before bed. ...or if you're getting your freak on for a couple of hours.

I keep water by my bed.

 

[Xeph]

Are you sure you aren't sleep masturbating?

Ok, anyone have something funny to say?