E3 2009

I'm still waiting for the PSP ports

and where's Sin and Punishment 2

Iwata do something wacky or get off the stage


Also why was Nintendo Mom back this year?

I didn't watch last year but I heard she got nothing but negative feedback
 
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Just finished the Nintendo Press Conference... last year's Nintendo Press Conference was unanimously determined to be the WORST conference in E3 history... this year's was even WORSE! An entire conference of Nintendo parading about how successful they are, without actually offering anything to anybody to keep themselves successful. Bullshit like Wii Motion Plus, Wii Fit Plus, Wii Vitality Sensor and Style Savvy don't interest real gamers.

Nintendo claims to be expanding the gamer audience, but this just is not true. What they are doing is creating a new audience and telling gamers to go fuck themselves. At some point in the show, Reggie claims to "read the blogs" and he understands the complaints about the lack of third-party support. So he offers to show us THREE games; when did 3 games qualify as third party support? Sony and Microsoft show ten times that.

So of course, we see 3 games... one of them being another Resident Evil game; but its not even a landmark title, its one of those spinoffs... and even worse, another one being a Deadspace port. So Reggie moves on again and says "is there a chance a more mature title could come from Nintendo itself, instead of a third-party? the answer is yes!"... And immediately the video starts with a TEAM NINJA logo... doesn't that mean its third-party?

I feel like Nintendo is catering to fucking morons who don't notice this bullshit. Of course, what is the game? Surprisingly its not a new Ninja Gaiden game... its a new METROID game... using the Ninja Gaiden engine. So its Ninja Gaiden where you play as Samus, instead of Ryu Hayabusa. Fuck I hate Nintendo. But oh yeah... Women's Murder Club: Stories of Passion.
 
i'm upset MegaMan Legends 3 wasn't announced.

I swear to Jesus. If that game gets announced, I might die from shock. If I don't, I'm going to buy WHATEVER system it's being released on. Even if it's on the damn Wii (although I pray that Inafune isn't THAT cheap).
 

Get money get paid, son. Haters gonna hate.

Not that anything you said was wrong, of course. It's just pointless to even say it at this point. Nintendo = get money get paid. I dunno, maybe it's just me getting older, but I didn't even care when I saw what Nintendo was doing. I just didn't buy it, and moved on.

Milo is actually interesting from an academic view. It wouldn't necessarily make for an interesting game. But, provided that something like that actually worked and wasn't just a ton of pre-scripted events, it would be huge.

This. Obviously it's a gaming convention, and obviously Nintendo is making BANK off motion control gimmicks, so they're gonna hype it up as an evolution of gaming. But if we take the corporate spin off it and look at it for what it is, it's pretty fucking amazing if it works the way it was demonstrated.
 
Metroid game looks pretty kick ass though

I more or less expect these things to suck but some cool games get announced every now and then

Pretty excited for Mario and Luigi 3 and new metroid.
 
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