8wayrun's poetry block

it goes a little something like this

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
 
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land.

*Psylocide has just been sued by Lars Ulrich
 
8wayrun poertry's block

Dammit, in a thread about writing we will fucking use proper fucking grammar for the fucking thread title. Maybe if it was fucking creative at all, I wouldn't mind, but this thread title just fucking gives me a motherfucking headache.

FUCKING FAIL.
 
8wayrun poertry's block

Archangel said:
Dammit, in a thread about writing we will fucking use proper fucking grammar for the fucking thread title. Maybe if it was fucking creative at all, I wouldn't mind, but this thread title just fucking gives me a motherfucking headache.

FUCKING FAIL.
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You know what is really creative? Using words other than "fuck" in every sentence.

Oh yeah... A Haiku

In my closet sits
A bonsai potato plant
How awesome is that
 
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