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I got fired for sexual harassment once. We were watching this training video (me and a bunch of guys) and in the video there's these employees giggling at a computer then another one walks up and looks around all nervous. I said: "They're looking at porn." All the guys laugh, but then I notice this fidgety little woman who was buzzing around the area suddenly clutches the shit she's working on (manilla folders, loose papers) tight to herself, hunched shoulders, like she just felt a chill. Then she zips out of the room. I didn't like the look of that. Sure enough two days later I get called in for making "sexually explicit remarks around a female coworker" then they told me "You might think these things are funny but not everybody does". They put me on a watch list and like a week later they fired me, explaining that was the reason. So I identify with you fully in this regard.

Ouch... the sad thing is that you weren't even directing the comment at her, just on the silly bad-acting video. If wonder if a group of women were watching the same training video you were watching, what would happen if they made a joke about it? My guess is that they would of gotten a simple verbal warning and would of been on their way, no watch lists or anything. I sympathize with your job loss and offer you this piece of advice (although you can probably guess what it is): Keep female or sexually-related jokes to yourselves.... unless you have to share them with your friends, in that case, whisper and make sure no woman is eavesdropping on you XP.
 
Going on 10 years with my wife. Got 2 little girls 2 and 5. She hates my gaming habit, but I try to do things around the house so I can earn that credit to get out w/the boys and play.

Met her when I was all in shape, playing some college basketball. Got Rhuematoid arthritis back in 2001 and blew up from the prednisone. Anyway, I got the pear shape going on, but she still stays w/me so I must be doing something right. She's still very attractive, bonus for me.

Can't play Soul Cal or street fighter in front of my girls anymore, they try to Hadoken and 3B eachother to death.


Holy shit Im not the only one. My wife watches that god damn channel to and is ALWAYS trying to get me to do shit around the house. Give me a wrench and some sockets, I will hang all day, give me hammer and nails and I turn into super-fuckin-retard-guy.

I feel your pain holmes. We should start a club. The "I hate hgtv so Im gonna go play soul calibur" club. we can get jackets and our own secret handshake and everything!!!
 
I am happily 8WR married to Delnar AKA Dreamkiller. Oh the things I do to that man.....
 
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