DirtyD
[08] Mercenary
Yo, Dirty D is back in the fuckin' house, bringin' more ruckus than a hot locked car full of a hundred babies. I made this hot track down here for all my down ass bitches who fucks for cheap even if they're deaf and blind and can't talk and shit. It's on some rap shit. I got real stoned and drunk and high on crack and got my dick sucked by a blind prostitute and basically I guided her with my stick.
Then I was like "Yo, I bet I could get more drug money if I made a song about Helen Keller as a crack dealer."
Serious neck protection is required for this song. It'll incite instafellatio in any bitches around, so don't listen around your mom or your sis or your cousin (South of Mason Dixon exempt) unless you're a real sick fuck.
I went to an anonymous label and kicked their fuckin' door with a cassette of this swagalicious rap attack in my hand. The label loved the track, gave me a $200,000 advance for some more hot shit.
http://3xrilla.bandcamp.com/track/helen-keller-swag
Anyway, long story short I spent all the money on drugs and they didn't pick up the remainder of my contract. They're coming to recoup their expenses, so I gotta go. I'm on the CPU at the library and this homeless dude is looking to get his ass beat if he touches my shoulder again.
Anyway, I get internet from my neighbor and I will get SCV, bet that. I will be standing outside of K-Mart for a few days until somebody actually buys the game (lol), then I will rob that little bitch and take the game.
Dirty D out
Then I was like "Yo, I bet I could get more drug money if I made a song about Helen Keller as a crack dealer."
Serious neck protection is required for this song. It'll incite instafellatio in any bitches around, so don't listen around your mom or your sis or your cousin (South of Mason Dixon exempt) unless you're a real sick fuck.
I went to an anonymous label and kicked their fuckin' door with a cassette of this swagalicious rap attack in my hand. The label loved the track, gave me a $200,000 advance for some more hot shit.
http://3xrilla.bandcamp.com/track/helen-keller-swag
Anyway, long story short I spent all the money on drugs and they didn't pick up the remainder of my contract. They're coming to recoup their expenses, so I gotta go. I'm on the CPU at the library and this homeless dude is looking to get his ass beat if he touches my shoulder again.
Anyway, I get internet from my neighbor and I will get SCV, bet that. I will be standing outside of K-Mart for a few days until somebody actually buys the game (lol), then I will rob that little bitch and take the game.
Dirty D out
