LeftHandLead
[08] Mercenary
On the realz fam.. My aunt always be tellin me.. "Robert, you need to bring yo a$$ to church with me, you heathen a$$ heathen!"
So F it, this evening, that's what I did.. Went to church with my aunt and her boyfriend. So I'm up in there, already feeling mad strange cause I was the only one wearing a Cleveland Indians fitted and some throwback Jordans... People was lookin at me all crazy and sh1t. But anyway, the preacher was Baptising some kid... He was standing in a pool of holy water and he asked the deacon to hand him the microphone. The preacher man leans over to grab the mic all of a sudden.... **Zrrrhhooolt!!!**.... Mad sparks started flying every where, and son started violently shaking, with mad foam coming out his mouth, like a deathrow inmate gettin shocked on the electric chair and sh1t! An electric spark from the mic hit that water and LIT DUDE UP! The kid didn't get hurt, but preacher man was OUT COLD! The deacon ran over to check his pulse.. He put his hand on the preacher's neck for a few seconds, then he looked up with a sad face like.. "He dead ya'll!"
I tried to hold my laugh in, but I bust out and was rolling on the floor! The man who escorted me out told me to never come back again.
That was some crazy sh1t man!
So F it, this evening, that's what I did.. Went to church with my aunt and her boyfriend. So I'm up in there, already feeling mad strange cause I was the only one wearing a Cleveland Indians fitted and some throwback Jordans... People was lookin at me all crazy and sh1t. But anyway, the preacher was Baptising some kid... He was standing in a pool of holy water and he asked the deacon to hand him the microphone. The preacher man leans over to grab the mic all of a sudden.... **Zrrrhhooolt!!!**.... Mad sparks started flying every where, and son started violently shaking, with mad foam coming out his mouth, like a deathrow inmate gettin shocked on the electric chair and sh1t! An electric spark from the mic hit that water and LIT DUDE UP! The kid didn't get hurt, but preacher man was OUT COLD! The deacon ran over to check his pulse.. He put his hand on the preacher's neck for a few seconds, then he looked up with a sad face like.. "He dead ya'll!"
I tried to hold my laugh in, but I bust out and was rolling on the floor! The man who escorted me out told me to never come back again.
That was some crazy sh1t man!
