Whats in your pocket?

Juez

Juez

DragonPuncher
Alrighty I remember when i was in english class back in the day I had an assignment which was, if I were to die what would be in my pocket. Now if you were to drop like a sack of potatoes what would you be carrying in your pocket? It can be anything no matter the size or weight lets say you have magic pants that can hold some crazy snuff. What would the 5 things in your pocket? I say 5 cause other wise it could go on forever.

For me it would be

1.Lint.
Cause all pockets have them
2.My ipod
Music is always with me no matter where im at
3.My guitar
My favorite possesion
4.Money
Cause it makes the world go round
5.Can of beans
just to screw with people when they look in my pockets

Alright thats my pocket content
 
1. Kush (Neatly packed in my daily gram.)
2. Cigarettes (KOOL, of course.)
3. Lighter (To smoke #'s 1&2.)
4. Car Keys (Because I drive so god damn much.)
5. Money (Because YES, I keep it in a different pocket than my wallet.)
 
1. My Phone cause you never know who you're gonna call before you die.
2. A towel cause you never want to forget your towel (I thank the guide for that one)
3. A gift card to Barnes & Noble as a reward for anyone who discovers my body
4. The game Apples to Apples, because that's my favorite game of all time
5. A certificate of authenticity to anyone who discovers my body that I am, in fact, dead.

ok then, that was fun.
 
1: Chuck Norris
2: Bruce Lee
3: Samuel L Jackson
4: Snakes
5: A mother fucking Plane.
 
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