Uncyclopedia: Soul Calibur

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Calibur

i dont know if any has posted this or seen this , BUTTT

WHO FINDS THIS FUNNY ?!

i really do . it's funny shit .

my favorite part ?

Astaroth (pronounced “big bob”) is a bright and cheerful seven year-old in Mrs. Puff’s Kindergarten Class (he was held back a year because of problems "adjusting" to not putting his ax in his classmates heads.) He likes drawing puppies and reading Dr. Seuss books, but does not like nappy time. Appeared in the Clock Tower 3 game, as Sledgehammer.

i might have a different sense of humor . . .
 
"That Other Sword Guy does the same cool stuff, but may also be a homosexual. All we know is that he is young, and a son of someone."
"Mitsurugi (pronounced "Awesome samurai with a katana that can open a can of whoop ass on you that you know has to appear in every single game in the world just because samurais are cool and only lose to ninjas cause they are assholes with no life and godspeed and other powers.) is a samurai."
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth. Then for some reason, he made a "good" sword and a "bad" sword. Then he realized that he had no one to use them, as he short-sightedly did not design any animals with opposable thumbs. So he created humans, gave them the weapons and sat back and laughed as they beat the crap out of each other."

LOL It's all so wierd...but funny in some ways xD
 
I think it is more of a parody wiki page about everything Soul Calibur - and a really funny one at that!
 
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