The TRUTH Thread
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[11] Champion
Wow, I'm watching this Micheal Jackson stuff. This guy spends more than an hour explaining what is essentially a joke you'd hear if you gathered any number of 12 year olds and had them listen to "Beat It." "Beat it" also means "masturbation." Teehee! Amazing.
He starts with the most ridiculous statement possible: "Nothing is trivial and all things are significant."
Really? Really? Really?
Then he starts to analyze the lyrics and as he goes through them he concludes that they don't really add up. Newsflash: The lyrics to most pop songs make absolutely no sense at all, even if you aren't taking them literally. But when he goes through the song and revises the lyrics they make even less sense. That is, until he lets you in on the real truth. Everything he says from that point on is pure conjecture. "Beat it" could just as easily mean "scramble eggs." You could have a guy being forced to make an omelet by a bunch of homicidal culinary school rejects, it would be just as plausible; I mean, look at his dance moves! If that guy isn't trying to scramble an egg then I don't know what he's doing. In fact, I'm pretty sure he threw up an "E" hand sign at more than one point, and we all know "E" stands for "Egg."
His conclusions are just as dumb. There are so many other songs that are blatantly more sexual in nature. I axe you, what would be the purpose of hiding these sexual themes, then?
Oh wait, I just got to the best part! Everyone in the media, politics, religion, business, art, and education is a practising Satanist! Many sports players are not only Satanists, but they're also homosexuals! Most rappers are homosexuals, too! Rap videos are meant to thrust a secret homosexual agenda upon the world!
And guess what? All his videos so far have a very obvious subtext, what could that mean?
Alright, after careful analysis I've concluded that this is either a very clever, very funny joke, or this guy is the Grand Wizard of the Tin Hat Club.
Still this is quality entertainment. Will bookmark, will recommend to friends.
He starts with the most ridiculous statement possible: "Nothing is trivial and all things are significant."
Really? Really? Really?
Then he starts to analyze the lyrics and as he goes through them he concludes that they don't really add up. Newsflash: The lyrics to most pop songs make absolutely no sense at all, even if you aren't taking them literally. But when he goes through the song and revises the lyrics they make even less sense. That is, until he lets you in on the real truth. Everything he says from that point on is pure conjecture. "Beat it" could just as easily mean "scramble eggs." You could have a guy being forced to make an omelet by a bunch of homicidal culinary school rejects, it would be just as plausible; I mean, look at his dance moves! If that guy isn't trying to scramble an egg then I don't know what he's doing. In fact, I'm pretty sure he threw up an "E" hand sign at more than one point, and we all know "E" stands for "Egg."
His conclusions are just as dumb. There are so many other songs that are blatantly more sexual in nature. I axe you, what would be the purpose of hiding these sexual themes, then?
Oh wait, I just got to the best part! Everyone in the media, politics, religion, business, art, and education is a practising Satanist! Many sports players are not only Satanists, but they're also homosexuals! Most rappers are homosexuals, too! Rap videos are meant to thrust a secret homosexual agenda upon the world!
And guess what? All his videos so far have a very obvious subtext, what could that mean?
Alright, after careful analysis I've concluded that this is either a very clever, very funny joke, or this guy is the Grand Wizard of the Tin Hat Club.
Still this is quality entertainment. Will bookmark, will recommend to friends.
BalancedChaos
[01] Neophyte
THE TRUTH FORETOLD... Genius.