Oprah has 3 years to live....

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STARTLING new claims made by a tabloid magazine suggest TV talk show queen Oprah Winfrey has just three years left to live.
The front cover of the National Enquirer, which has sent celebrity gossip websites in to a frenzy, claims she is hiding a secret from her fans about a private health battle.

According to the cover story, Oprah only has a few years to live.

The previously unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid claims it brought in "experts" to review Winfrey's medical history.

These anonymous sources say the star's battle with her weight is due to a faulty thyroid that will send her to an "early grave." Reportedly (i.e. not remotely accurately), she's considering surgery to have the thyroid removed.
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No more free food. :"(
I saw the cover on a magazine while I was at Rite-Aid and didn't get a chance to read it till now.
Though seriously...with all the fucken money she has,I'm sure she'll find SOME kind of rare cure.
 
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"These anonymous sources say the star's battle with her weight is due to a faulty thyroid"
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Typical fat bitch excuse.

Shes fine, and even if she weren't, you can live a normal life span without a thyroid.
 
Cookie said:
No more free food. :"(
I saw the cover on a magazine while I was at Rite-Aid and didn't get a chance to read it till now.
Though seriously...with all the fucken money she has,I'm sure she'll find SOME kind of rare cure.
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Hmm, there are plenty of treatments for an over/underactive thyroid. Pretty sure the hormones secreted by the gland can be synthesized in a laboratory and taken in pill form.

(Not to discredit the National Enquirer, of course...)
 
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