InsaneKhent
[12] Conqueror
Mikey likes fighting games. Mikey is also really good at them. Mikey will beat everyone and everything because he is a beast. He really wants to make it to the next big fighting game tournament where 500 trillion dollars is the pot bonus, but because he is unemployed and living with his parents, he can't afford to. Lenny is a lesser player than Mikey but has a job and is responsible. Lenny can afford the travel expenses easily enough to go the tournament. But no one cares about Lenny and wants to see Mikey go and beast. So what should Lenny do?
He should Donate!
Jaxel runs the website 8wayrun.com. He is also the smartest Jewish person on the entire planet. And because he is so smart, he runs a high-quality stream weekly AND gives out extensive tutorials to everyone else on how to do so. But Jaxel is not exactly a people person. He doesn't suffer fools much and tells all his stream monsters to eat dicks. And when Jaxel tells them to eat dicks, he's really saying:
DONATE!
Frankie wants to attend a tournament that is just outside of a major city. He pays for a train ticket and heads down a few days before the event. The problem is, the train has dropped him off directly in the city and he has no way to get to the venue on his own. The local players from that area who drive say they can't give him a ride (even though he knows that they're big, fat, lying douchebags who are refusing to help him). Cab and bus fares are hideously expensive. And since Frankie is a beast player like Mikey, he should never be subjected to this treatment. Players from the other side of the country rally to Frankie's cause and call out the locals on their despicable behavior. But words are never enough. Frankie must take a cab or all is for naught. What now....?
MOTHERFUCKING DOUGHNAYTE!
So just in case you didn't hear me the first three times I said it:
He should Donate!
Jaxel runs the website 8wayrun.com. He is also the smartest Jewish person on the entire planet. And because he is so smart, he runs a high-quality stream weekly AND gives out extensive tutorials to everyone else on how to do so. But Jaxel is not exactly a people person. He doesn't suffer fools much and tells all his stream monsters to eat dicks. And when Jaxel tells them to eat dicks, he's really saying:
DONATE!
Frankie wants to attend a tournament that is just outside of a major city. He pays for a train ticket and heads down a few days before the event. The problem is, the train has dropped him off directly in the city and he has no way to get to the venue on his own. The local players from that area who drive say they can't give him a ride (even though he knows that they're big, fat, lying douchebags who are refusing to help him). Cab and bus fares are hideously expensive. And since Frankie is a beast player like Mikey, he should never be subjected to this treatment. Players from the other side of the country rally to Frankie's cause and call out the locals on their despicable behavior. But words are never enough. Frankie must take a cab or all is for naught. What now....?
MOTHERFUCKING DOUGHNAYTE!
So just in case you didn't hear me the first three times I said it:
