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R.I.P. Matti Makkonen - the inventor of autocorrect. May he rest in piece. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147148/He-gr8-man-Inventor-text-message-Matti-Makkonen-dies-aged-63.html

A recent study showed that if a woman has two glasses of wine a day it can increase the chances of having a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she might suck it too. --- Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building on the other side.

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Aristotle once said- "We are what we repeatedly do." So I guess girls have a point when they say that most guys are jerks. --- Guys makes a post on facebook- OP: I just ended a 5 year relashionship. Reply: Omg, are you ok? OP: Oh I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship. ---

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R.I.P. Dave Mirra http://news.yahoo.com/mtv-star-bmx-legend-dave-022635140.html

Hey, I remember that one from Symphony of the Night. Its what Dracula said to Alucard after you beat him. Though if I remember it was Matthew 16:26. (also I googled it) One of my favorite moments in gaming that. *Nvm, I googled them both and it turns out they pretty much say the same thing...

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Another one- R.I.P. Blowfly https://www.yahoo.com/music/legendary-artist-blowfly-passed-away-212733543.html

So science has found a new hevy metal element and there is a massive petition to name it 'Lemmium' after Lemmy Kilmister. Thought that was pretty cool. https://www.change.org/p/support-lemmy-tribute-name-newly-discovered-heavy-metal-lemmium

The wife texted me one cold winter morning: "Windows frozen won't open." I text back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it, and gently tap edge with hammer." 5 minutes later the wife texts back: "Computer is really messed up now." --- A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting...

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False alarm http://en.mediamass.net/people/meek-mill/deathhoax.html

R.I.P. Lemmy Kilmister http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/r-i-p-lemmy-kilmister-motorhead-frontman-dead-at-70/

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