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When a guy says he is looking for a good country girl, he doesn't mean one that has been plowed more than the damn farm.

Right then, moving on-

I'm not a Satanist and I don't know what the bible says, a friend just sent me this and I thought it was funny.

Girl meets a guy at a bar. Girl: "Hi, I'm Debbie." Guy: "Hi, I'm Dave but everyone calls me Dick." Girl: "How do you get Dick from Dave?" Guy: "You just ask nicely." --- --- My mother taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all. And people...

R.I.P. Prince http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/21/prince-dead-at-57/

How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the sockets go with the house.

Dafuq?

R.I.P. Jonathan Rechner aka Balls Mahoney from ECW http://prowrestling.net/site/2016/04/12/balls-mahoney-dead-at-age-44/

R.I.P. Erik Bauserfeld the voice actor for Admiral Ackbar http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/erik-bauersfeld-dead-admiral-ackbar-880618

I miss when games actually were creative.

Happy Easter