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"Moe, Moe, Moe! How do you like me? How do you like me? Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't you like? Nobody likes me...." ^The Moe Syzlak Connection's only charting single.

Who likes maggots in their skin?????? 23eimVLAQ2c

I don't think it would do any harm to try this. And by "this" I mean jumping off a tall building. It seems like common sense, but here's a tip: If someone you don't know sends you an e-mail offering you money... It. Doesn't. Work.

I know race is a touchy subject but I saw this article today: http://gizmodo.com/5105846/blackbird-web-browser-because-firefox-is-too-navajo-for-black-web-surfers?35 I don't understand this. I'm not black, so maybe I'm out of the loop, but I don't see the point. What can this web browser...

Holy shit, that's gotta be a photoshop. Nothing could possibly be that cute!

Looks good. The only question is, great movie or greatest movie?

That sucks but eventually I'm sure you made it to the house just as Costanza was was finishing his game of trivial pursuit with the Bubble boy. And it's Moops, not Moores. I'll say it again, 75% of cops are fat loser dicks who skim off the top and were beat up in high school.

I agree with this.

Ooooh hes so edgy and clever. Clear a path, this guy is SOMEBODY.

You're the kind of guy that jams up the courts by half-assing a fight against a measly ticket. You force people with real cases to wait around all day while you make it all about yourself. Pay the fine, stop getting caught speeding, and get over yourself.

That may be the most pretentious song title I've ever seen. In other news, what the fuck is going on in this music video? KMDCM5OAOaE

The truth about weed: _TiuitHImnM

If warble warbled, then warble will warble warbles while warbling his warble because warble. Warble.

Americans - Fat and lazy Canadians - Lame pussies Mexicans - Smell Irish - Drunks Italians - Can make pizza There. I just saved everybody years of research by providing primary characteristics of people from these countries. These are true 100% of the time so feel free to harbor these...

Ooooh, I like that call-out.

Yeah, I was just thinking that was emo as fuck.

Agree 100%

Mogwai - "The Sun Smells Too Loud" Fair To Midland - "Upgrade^Brigade"

Holy shit, where do I start? I loled hardcore. Love to see that stamp collection someday :p. And yes, country music blows. You need enzyte. You have a small dick, I'm sure of it-- lacking in girth as well. Needley McNeedleson they call you, no? Creepy. Creepier. Is....is that...

Lol I was just listening to that. Afghan Whigs - Conjure Me