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Lol you have a wife. Fail.

Kids that were beat up in high school grow up to become cops so they can exert their authority and get revenge on the next generation's popular kids, or anyone under 300 lbs. Cops are fat.

I don't understand how this is such an epidemic, if I don't shower for a day I feel disgusting and can't focus. That greasy feeling, ugh. Can't play with it. Can't think with it. Can't win with it. Can't do it. And why? Why not clean yourself? How much apathy and self-hate do you have to have...

Oh man, weren't two Transporters enough? I still remember that part in the second one where he drove his bomb-equipped car off that ramp, did a barrel roll, and managed to get a nearby crane-hook to pluck the bomb off the bottom of his car-- seconds before it exploded. Action movies are really...

1. People who dress up their pets. 2. The words "moist" and "tart" -- you can't say them without sounding like a dork. If you've ever used the words moist and tart in the same sentence, you probably own a stamp collection. 3. Actors who are supposed to be playing an instrument in a movie but...

Funky Crime - RHCP

I do believe video game movies will one day be legitimate entertainment, but I think that time is a ways off. I'm not holding out much hope for this upcoming Tekken movie. -_-

Anybody ever see House of the Dead? Hilariously terrible. The Sea Captain had infinite ammo in that handgun, I swear.

Mogwai - "Ratts Of The Capital" The Darkness - "Black Shuck"