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DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
Zoom, what's all this screaming for? You're gonna wake the neighbors next door.
ZOo00OOm
ZOo00OOm
Dime, I think Slade is posting porn in my inbox. Is he? And will you ban him?
DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
You call me in here in the middle of the night to come into your room and ban slade? Is that what they teach you on 8wayrun?
ZOo00OOm
ZOo00OOm
but, Dime, Slade's gross; he's got a million pics, a billion gifs, a trillion jpegs
DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
Zoom, it's not disgusting. It's just reality.
Take a deep breath and appreciate slade's porn.

Look how delicate his scales are
shining on your bedroom floor.
Do you know the proper name?
ZOo00OOm
ZOo00OOm
Reptile!
DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
That's right!

We're living in a world that's full of porn
big and small
furry and scaly
Yours is not the center of the world.

How would you feel if a giant mod
came out of the sky and decided to ban you?
ZOo00OOm
ZOo00OOm
I guess I'd be scared but Diiiiime, whaaaat if
Slade reported me?
DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
He didn't report you yet. Did he zoom?
Your logic is flawed. You've come undone.
Swallow his spunk.

What if slade said the same thing
"DIME DIME ban that kid"
ZOo00OOm
ZOo00OOm
That's the point, Dime, what if he did? That's why I have to strike first!
DeathInMyEyes
DeathInMyEyes
What if he did? What if he didn't?
What if the world was made of pudding?

All I'm saying is consider something beside your
thirst for wood.
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