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Im just fuckin with you kid. I love you and shit!!

WTF hrd. Hahahahaha. I think I just pooped a little.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Because I am a fat kid and because I do love cake dearly, that comment leads me to believe you're coming on to me.

ummmm....well.....I

MY MOM IS DEAD YOU ASSHOLE!!

i win!

ALSO:

My didnt fuck like a porn star.
Porn stars fuck like her.

get on her level scrub!!

In case you think Im a total asshole. My mom and I never got along. I hadnt seen her since I was 13 and I had virtually no relationship with her at all. So talking shit bout MY momma??? makes me LOLOLOLOL. I love fuckin with people about it!

Think Im going to hell for it....WORTH IT!!

HRD's got mommy issues? I never would've guessed! Haha.

nah, Ive written that bitch off years ago. But considering you talked shit bout her, gives me full on permission to troll the fuck outta you!!

GET A FUCKIN HAIRCUT

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Besides, chicks dig long hair. Its manly.

Yeah manly as in "the village people" manly.

your nightmare sucks
you kiss boys
you leave pubic hair all over my dick when you suck it
that rash you have isnt just a rash
and I have herpes, you might wanna get checked out

and your sisters pussy taste like black men and horse dick. Dont ask me how I know what horse dick smells like. Its a long story that involves Tiajuana, a midget and a set of jumper cables over huge bottles of tequila.

You say something?

Sorry, I was too busy not being an old perverted, herpes-infested, rash-covered man wanting to get it on with a 19 year old.

"mmmmmmm.....19 year old"

*drools*

Its not Thursday!

Id change for you sweety

The fellas down at the YMCA must love you.

This conversation suddenly got akward. I dont feel comfortable around you anymore.

"I NEED AN ADULT....HELP!!"

I AM AN ADULT

wink wink

omg...do you have a van and a bucket of candy? You puuuurrrrvvvvuuurrrtttt!!