I'm not sure if I've heard that one. But I want to say your autobiography. You cook my inside and throw away my outside. Then you eat my outside and throw away my inside.
I live in the midwest as well XD I have a green house. Inside my green house is a white house. Inside my white house is a red house. Inside my red house are lots of babies.
Watermelon, right? Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started. So, you north or south midwest?