Recent content by TheCursedImage

If he makes you happy i'm happy for you. Just be safe and get some info from a physician of some sort. You're too pretty for Stds. And on today's episode of Straight People Say The Darndest Things: There's this guy in my calculus class that avoids me like the goddamn plague because he is...

Like did the warts just happen or are they of the STD variety?

Artpop gave me life

Preparation is everything, good sir. Anal isn't exactly a spontaneous sort of thing. Unless I had sex earlier that day, I need to be a certain relaxed for a certain period of time to be prepared. I have never in my life had spur of the moment anal. It's just not reasonable. Don't let one asshole...

Open ended response: Whats that one thing in bed you just WON'T do? Mine is watersports. Pee goes in the toilet goddammit

But he's so beautiful Lebello like an asshole succubus and why are all you lil shits on PS3 dammit I want in on this

Lol no I was asking for me! This was before I had noticed your question. Theres this really cute douchebag I can't seem to get past. Carry on.

thats up to you. big penises are too much for yours truly but if you can handle the shenanigans go for it.

Question: Is a guy being extremely attractive any excuse to let him treat you badly? I'm at a crossroads here.

I found some of my straight prom photos They're all terrible

The thing to understand is this, being the booty call rarely results in getting the man. Hoes never get happy endings. If you're content with booty call status you're in luck because he's probably not going to change a damn thing. If you really like this guy though you should be honest with...

I've always thought Louis was the best one too. Something is off about Harry's eyes to me though, I can't put my finger on it but something is off.

Went to a rave last night. I officially don't drink anymore, at least not for a while. Hangover. HANGOVER.

I can't do it. He really needs the help and seems to be trying really hard in that class. I can't even really make him uncomfortable. When he reads in front of me he shows vulnerability in a way I can't really explain through text. I'm mean but i'm not evil. I guess this is just gonna be the one...