Recent content by KingZeal

You should've stabbed him in the eye or the neck for 90 points of damage. And probably broke your weapon because you were turtling too much. He probably abused tier on you, but that doesn't mean he can't be beat.

Where might I find this guide?

No way. There is no way that Terry Bogard was broken in anything, ever. *cocks gun* Try to argue with me.

I'll mostly miss the useless fat people in suits who screamed in the players' ears. Because, you know, the one thing all gamers need is a General Manager.

If I throw a tournament and someone smells like ass and armpits, they're gone. I'll gladly refund their entry fees or whatever else, but that's far too unhealthy and distracting for everyone else who took the time to clean themselves.

Yeah, because you know this worked oh-so-well for Puritan society.

A young friend of mine would beg to differ. He says that videogames (specifically RPGs) taught him how to read.

Dammit, a nerd just killed my joke. This is why our kind got bullied in high school.

If the controller will not fit through the mother's uterus, the child is too young to play Soul Calibur. Other than that, s'all good.

I have to agree with Kotomi about one thing: education is one thing that does not work under a free market system. Leaving education to an elite minority only creates a world where ignorance runs rampant and the gap between social classes widens to an insurmountable distance. Education, even...

Well, as you said, this sounds like personal opinion. Personally, I've come to accept that most Japanese protagonists (in every medium from anime to film to games) are similar. But again, this is not uncommon in any mainstream medium. While I do praise original characters, I am more than...

I have. Lodoss War is my favorite anime series of all time. However, it amazes me that you can find Ashram (basically a typical bishonen who says few word) to be all that different from typical Japanese characters. But, that's beside the point. Yes, all JRPG heroes are generic. Luke is...

This is for everyone too young or too senile to remember the Versus Mode I mentioned earlier. Or, if you're just like me and want to remember what things were like in grade school.

I never played that game until way in the mid-90s, around the time X-Men Vs Street Fighter was just coming out. I remember playing it and thinking, "Wow . . . I wonder what it was like to think this was cutting edge shit."

Well, my issue with Jaxel's assessment is that, in the end, it pretty much comes down to pure opinion. He spends so much time ragging on the minor things (such as the character names, which I found to be more hilarious than dumb) that he only barely glosses over the things that are truly "bad"...