Gamers and Hygiene: a subject relevant to all of us.

Stink is part of my strategy. Whiff punishes galore! <_<

I'm starting to put two and two together, Utsuse... Looking at the sky and all...
 
I have emerged from the showering pod and smell delightful!

I am now having a cigarette, ruining my flowery endeavor.

I made myself sad :(
 
Yeah I smell hella delightful right now too. I smell like fucking licorice. I got out the shower and my coffee was ready so aww yea.

I get my soap from this awesome lady on Etsy named Savor. If you want to smell like a girl there's girl scent.. and if you want to smell like a man she has manly smelling stuff too: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5358303
 
Yeah I smell hella delightful right now too. I smell like fucking licorice. I got out the shower and my coffee was ready so aww yea.

I get my soap from this awesome lady on Etsy named Savor. If you want to smell like a girl there's girl scent.. and if you want to smell like a man she has manly smelling stuff too: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5358303

ok now thats just overly gay. If i catch one more guy in the bath and beyong store in the mall, smelling soaps, and NOT with his old lady, I swear to god im gonna poop a little.

MEN: if you find yourself in that smelly soap staore and you are actually enjoying yourself. You are either questioning your sexuality or you are confident in your sexuality. Rest assured that the other men standing outside the store holding thier wives purses have a few more hairs on thier balls. What you should do is just send your old lady in there to buy them for you. Thats what i do.
 
ok now thats just overly gay. If i catch one more guy in the bath and beyong store in the mall, smelling soaps, and NOT with his old lady, I swear to god im gonna poop a little.

MEN: if you find yourself in that smelly soap staore and you are actually enjoying yourself. You are either questioning your sexuality or you are confident in your sexuality. Rest assured that the other men standing outside the store holding thier wives purses have a few more hairs on thier balls. What you should do is just send your old lady in there to buy them for you. Thats what i do.

But...but, the soap soaps smell so nice...;____;
 
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