Teh Gheys Thread

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Valentine's and birthday woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anyone got any raunchy Valentine's tales for us?

Edit: I do not :(

I do. I thought I'd go without a Valentine this year but I was proven wrong. Problem is, I couldn't pick just one guy because there were so many...And so, I picked xtube's group category. Kappa

P.S. I hate Valentine's Day.
 
I was supposed to be working 9-1. Then it got changed to 11:30 to 5:30. So, knowing most of the day I'd be at work, me and Joe had a late night.

6:47am my phone wakes me up. The boss.
"Can you be at work in 5-10 minutes please?"
"No, you've just woken me up and it's a ten minute walk at least."
"I don't feel well."

So fifteen minutes later I slam my way into the office door to find her barely concious.
It's a good fucking job I took matters into my own hands and got a spare key for the loading bay door made without permission isn't it? (When I was acting manager in her absence it didn't make sense for me not to be able to open the shop).

Long story short I had to send her to hospital in an ambulance and work 7:20am - 6:30pm. Mostly alone because I didn't want to bring other staff in on their days off. (And even though it's my weekend off, I covered today and will be covering tomorrow)

Then I got home and Joe wasn't there. He'd gone to meet me after work and somehow we'd walked past each other.
THEN we laid in bed and watched TV and ordered in and ate cake and had a fucking glorious evening of nothing.

So yeah it was about average really.
 
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