Teh Gheys Thread

lol gay European stereotypes.

Polish guys have no game whatsoever. Now, Polish guys. Before you get offended and call me a racialist, bear with me. This is not a bad thing. It's not a diss. It's an observation. Stay with me. See where I go with this before you declare your hatred for me.

I'm rarely hit on. (Please hold the calls and tell Argentina not to cry for me). I'm not deeply upset over this, nor do I have a complex over feeling I am not good looking enough. My lack of being hit on is something I've partially chalked up to looking like the most unapproachable guy ever. My default face when I'm out and about and to those who meet me is just dead. Straight. Miserable. People are often shocked to find that I can actually smile. But despite this uninviting exterior, Polish guys have approached me.

To say "I've been hit on by a Polish guy" would be to gloss things over too neatly and play down the forwardness of Polish men. Polish guys do not kick any game whatsoever. There is no hidden agenda with their approach and they are extremely straight forward. Their thing is just to tell you what they want / how they feel about you, and you have to just deal with that shit. It takes you aback, but it's very refreshing. I'd rather know up front how somebody feels about me than have to guess and play games. Especially for a guy like me who is awful at reading the signs between the lines. I am awful. You could lie on my bed and spread your legs apart and I'd still wonder how you feel about me and what exactly it is you want from me.

I guess it's that Eastern European thick skin. Polish guys are forward because they're not afraid of rejection and don't have their feelings hurt easily. Something from which we could all learn from, but that's easier said that done.

Every Polish guy who has hit on me has very openly declared that they love black guys. So if you're gay, Polish and hated me when I opened my post with "Polish guys have NO game whatsoever", just think of my black penis slathered in baby oil.

btw The dude who wrote this is British.
 
Charlie and I broke up. He said he was having a lot of issues and didn't want to drag me with him and that he's felt like there was something wrong the last few times I saw him.

Just a nice little status update for everyone.
 
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