Teh Gheys Thread

SorceressSeren said:
omg can you put me on melisandre
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I don't have PhotoShop anymore, the person who did whatever magic thing they did to give me it got a cease and desist order from Adobe
oops

I'm sure someone here has PhotoShop. I really want to make you Mel now. hOWEVER MEL FUCKS GENDRY AND I GET XARO ZOHAN DUCKSAUCE TO CREEP ON ME, payt preeeee, CORSET DROGO (which is actually okay), AND FUCKEDUPTEETH BOY THAT SHOULD HAVE BLUE HAIR WHO I APPARENTLY WANT SO BAD. AND JORAH JUST SORTA WATCHES MY BOOTY SWAY FROM THE SHADOWS.

I will be Cersei on the next one because she's the only person who displays my pure hatred and anger towards Margaery Fast'n'Loose Tyrell. I hope you know what I mean by fast and loose.
 
SophieChan said:
I meant her vagina is wide and you can get her on her knees/back quickly.
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Replace "vagina" with another bodily orifice, and you have a Tyrell family trait. Which I shouldn't say so smugly, seeing as it's affected my avatar choice. Oh well.

Also, no, I've never read the books... keep telling myself to, never do. I'm busy... saying I'm busy. I do know that there aren't a lot of victory moments in them anyway, except when we kill-

Neeeeeeeeeeeevermind.

Also, I was expecting more tips on how to look as good as you lot. Is it holy water? Tell me it's holy water! *Splashes holy water across my face*
 
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