Teh Gheys Thread

[Synalon]

I really think twinks are hot...said no one ever.

Trust in the Twinks with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge them, and they will make gay your paths. Be not wise in your own eyes; fear the Twinks, and turn away from evil.

 

[SorceressSeren]

I've always thought that thicker, hairier men were sexier then twinks even though I'd be considered a twink... XD

 

[KittenpasteCo]

Thicker, (relatively) hairless men are better. :D

 

[Synalon]

Whosoever seeks not the twinks, shall be put death, whether young or old, man or woman!

 

[SorceressSeren]

I don't mind twinks.
I just don't prefer what I am. XD which is basically too skinny and completely hairless (I'm not completely hairless at all, but I don't like it.). Skinny with some hair? THat's fine. Muscley with some hair? That's good.
But reasonably/average thick with moderate body hair? Take me.
MODERATION FTW

Also, update: So I ended up talking to the guy through my friends facebook and I asked if he wanted to come over to help her move and watch scary movies tomorrow.
He fucking. Said. Yes. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. WE'RE GETTING THERE AT TEN AM AND LEAVING AT LIKE, MIDNIGHT.
HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS
AND IT'LL BE TWO COUPLES THEN ME AND HIM
HO
LY
FUCK
My feels are like, everywhere guys.
Oh fuck.

I'm so sorry. For the past two hours I've been hyperventilating. After every possible thing getting in the way, I'm finally going to spend time with him in a more private environment WITHOUT cockblockers. Because everyone there knows I like him, and if they cockblock, heads will fucking roll*.
Fuck is a fun word right now :3