The Misheard Phrases Thread

[Drizzle]

Setsuka (during an attack)

"Nigger, you die!"

Actual quote:

"Wither, and die!"

I hope that didn't offend anyone, but that's really what it sounded like to me...>.>;;

 

[ShinobiBrown]

BlazBlue; Ragna the Bloodedge

Misheard phrase: "IMPERIAL DIVIDAA!!"

Actual phrase: "INFERNO DIVIDAA!!"

 

[A_Bad_Idea]

Nearly any Street Fighter: Ryu/Ken
Misheard: "I'd like some fruuuit cake!"
Actual: "Tatsumaki Senpuuuukyaku!"

Street Fighter Alpha Series: Sagat
Misheard: "Tiger... POTATO STRIKE!"
Actual: "Tiger... GENOCIDE!"

King of Fighters Series: Blue Mary
Misheard: "Fuck you!"
Actual: "Bakyuun!" (Japanese onomatopoeia for the firing of a gun)

King of Fighters XI: Terry Bogard
Misheard: "RANCH POWAH!"
Actual: I um... don't know. The move is called Power Stream... but he doesn't sound like he's saying that at all...

Guilty Gear X: Announcer
Misheard: "Po-chop"
Actual: "Potemkin"

Battle Fantasia: Urs
Misheard: "Bye-bye Breaker!"
Actual: "Barify Breaker!"

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "MACADAM!"
Actual: "MAGNUM!"

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "EAT MY JUSTICE!"
Actual: "HEAT MY JUSTICE!" (the name of the move being performed)

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "Ii pantsu da ze." ("Nice panties.")
Actual: "Ii panchi da ze." ("Nice punch.")

Battle Fantasia: Face
Misheard: "WARUDO!"
Actual: "Wairudo...!" (Wild)

Rival Schools/Project Justice: Hideo
Misheard: "Eat dog shit!"
Actual: "Jikokuken!"

Rival Schools/Project Justice: Hideo
Misheard: "Kneeing-chuck!"
Actual: "Shinenkyaku!"

Arcana Heart: Heart
Misheard: "I know Chicken PUNCH!"
Actual: "Ai no tekken PANCHI!"

Soul Calibur IV: Mitsurugi
Misheard: "Otaku ga iran!" ("I don't want an otaku!")
Actual: I'm not actually sure.

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I'll probably have more later

 

[Suirad]

Soul Calibur iV: Yoshimitsu
Sucks to be you
(Something Japanese)

From a side throw, left I beleive.

Just remembered this one at work!

MVC2 Cammy: "Spin Drive Smasher!"

for the longest time I swore she was saying "Destroy Soccer!"

lol. I thought up until I read this that it was Destroy Thunder. It sounded so clear I thought it had to be that.

 

[kPc]

Battle Fantasia: Freed
Misheard: "EAT MY JUSTICE!"
Actual: "HEAT MY JUSTICE!" (the name of the move being performed)


wow........