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[15:04:07] <SORBO> I want to say shout out to LOBO and BUBBLES who made me gay as fuck in this game
 
Upset is the wrong word, at least in my case.

[2012-03-16 17:54:19] <Partisan> I was waiting at a bus stop for 45 mins
[2012-03-16 17:54:25] <Partisan> then decided to leave
[2012-03-16 17:54:31] <Partisan> only to see the bus drive past me
[2012-03-16 17:54:38] <Partisan> and then another one 2 mins later
 
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also, tebow can't handle reality.

[13:56:01] <Ceirnian> how does being a virgin tempt people and why is it something you enjoy
[13:56:04] <SaltyNightmare> if there was a hot girl who was a virgin
[13:56:08] <SaltyNightmare> wouldn't you want to deflower her ?
[13:56:13] <AlexJ> not really
[13:56:14] <Ceirnian> ...
[13:56:15] <%lobo> gross
[13:56:16] <%lobo> no
[13:56:16] <Ceirnian> not really
[13:56:17] <SaltyNightmare> you wanna be the first to tap that
[13:56:18] <SaltyNightmare> shit
[13:56:19] <AlexJ> i would rather have experience
[13:56:20] <Sacharja> dear god
[13:56:20] <%lobo> no
[13:56:22] <Sacharja> what?
[13:56:22] <AlexJ> no
[13:56:25] <%lobo> gazer
[13:56:26] <SaltyNightmare> you guys are faggots
[13:56:28] <AlexJ> saltynightmare, you havent had sex
[13:56:34] <%lobo> that is a 14 year old's rumor
[13:56:36] <%lobo> a myth
[13:56:40] <AlexJ> experience is a good thing
[13:56:41] <SaltyNightmare> i'm the best
[13:56:46] <krates> all I'm gonna say is
[13:57:00] <%lobo> there is nothing special about busting into a dry pussy that skins your dick and leaves curdled blood all over everything
[13:57:02] <krates> the only non-virgins I've seen who say they wish they were virgins
[13:57:03] <%lobo> in fact
[13:57:05] <krates> are religious people
[13:57:11] <AlexJ> agreed lobo
[13:57:15] <%lobo> that may be a primary reason why i am gay
[13:57:23] <Ceirnian> there isnt anything wrong with being a virgin, but trying to justify it as some great thing is kind of lame
[13:57:23] <SaltyNightmare> wat
[13:57:28] <Ceirnian> it is what it is, move on live life
[13:57:29] <SaltyNightmare> i'm not Ceirnian
[13:57:30] <SaltyNightmare> lol
[13:57:32] <Sacharja> on top of that
[13:57:38] <Sacharja> virgin sex is super awkward to begin with
[13:57:38] <SaltyNightmare> i'm gonna lose it someday
[13:57:38] <AlexJ> that virgin thing is highschool nonesense
[13:57:42] <AlexJ> how old are you salty?
[13:57:43] <Sacharja> even if its one of the two
[13:57:50] <SaltyNightmare> 12]
[13:58:06] <%lobo> virgin sex is pretty awesome when it is a guy who has never "swung that way"
[13:58:16] <SaltyNightmare> yeah
[13:58:16] <%lobo> and he is all hesitant to touch your penis
[13:58:18] <Ceirnian> anal rippage
[13:58:18] <SaltyNightmare> lobo would know
[13:58:22] <%lobo> and then, like 8 minutes later
[13:58:25] <%lobo> is like
[13:58:28] <%lobo> "fuck me"
[13:58:29] <Ceirnian> lobo like blood butt
[13:58:30] <SaltyNightmare> lobo has done it
[13:58:36] <AlexJ> [12:58:30] <%lobo> and then, like 8 minutes later[12:58:31] <%lobo> is like[12:58:35] <%lobo> "fuck me"
[13:58:37] <AlexJ> LOL
[13:58:37] <SaltyNightmare> with cheating guys
[13:58:44] <SaltyNightmare> and by cheating guys i mean
[13:58:46] <SaltyNightmare> they already have a GF
[13:58:49] <Sacharja> you know, lobo
[13:58:53] <Sacharja> when you look at it like that
[13:59:01] <Sacharja> you could just use lube with virgin girls, too
[13:59:09] <%lobo> gross
[13:59:18] <AlexJ> virgin girls aint the same
[13:59:19] <Ceirnian> why would he do that
[13:59:24] <%lobo> no amount of lube will get rid of that blood pudding
[13:59:25] <Ceirnian> he wants penis
[13:59:33] <krates> wow
[13:59:38] <Sacharja> meh, let em wear a strap-on or something
[13:59:40] <AlexJ> anyways, i think all girls hate their first time
[13:59:41] <%lobo> i know they come out of the factory pressure packed with that shit
[13:59:42] <Sacharja> im sure he can cook something up
[13:59:47] <krates> this lunch went from delicious to "blood butt" sooner than I expected
[14:00:01] <%lobo> the good ones break it open when they are 9 on banana bike seats and cobble stone roads
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[14:00:03] <%lobo> but still
[14:00:17] <AlexJ> [13:00:08] <%lobo> the good ones break it open when they are 9 on banana bike seats and cobble stone roads
[14:00:19] <AlexJ> LOLOLOLOLO
[14:00:26] <AlexJ> wtf is wrong with you man
[14:00:27] <AlexJ> hahahhahahahaha
[14:00:32] <Ceirnian> lobo how many guys do you sleep with not take care of their buts and its hecka nasty
[14:00:36] <Ceirnian> but you are so out of it
[14:00:38] <Ceirnian> you dont even care
[14:00:42] <Sacharja> a bike deflowers more girls than the average man
[14:00:45] <Sacharja> true story
[14:00:48] <Ceirnian> and you wake up the next morning nasty as shit (literally)
[14:00:59] <%lobo> cedric
[14:01:04] <%lobo> do an experiment
[14:01:09] <Ceirnian> no
[14:01:16] <Ceirnian> im not doing a butt experiment
[14:01:17] <%lobo> make a circle with one hand
[14:01:21] <Ceirnian> oh
[14:01:23] <Ceirnian> i can make a circle
[14:01:28] <%lobo> index finger and thumb
[14:01:47] <%lobo> now put your other index finger in the circle
[14:01:57] <%lobo> and dip it into some ketchup
[14:02:04] <%lobo> then squeeze the finger
[14:02:11] <%lobo> and watch how clean it slides out
[14:02:20] <AlexJ> ...................................................
[14:02:24] <SaltyNightmare> you use ketchup as lube
[14:02:27] <SaltyNightmare> the fuck is wrong with u niCCa
[14:02:33] <AlexJ> salty isnt getting it
[14:02:39] <%lobo> now realize that a penis has no cuticle
[14:02:39] <Ceirnian> so you are saying yoou never getr shit dick
[14:02:48] <%lobo> to catch...stuff
[14:03:00] <%lobo> it has happened before
[14:03:02] <Ceirnian> even though poop residue has to be on it there is no way
[14:03:06] <krates> alright
[14:03:07] <%lobo> like twice ever
[14:03:10] <Ceirnian> that it comes out clean as a whistle
[14:03:15] <%lobo> and both times i had it cleaned
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