Your letter to Santa?

Dear Santa,

I know that you are facing some financial problems at the moment, so because of that, I decided that I want something which will not cost you that much, or not at all. I hope you'll be able to do this favour for me.

This year I'd like to deliver my present a bit later than usual, in February. So, since you and God are pals, please Santa, can you ask Him to send here a lot of snow and let the weather be snowy and cold for the whole month, so that schools will be closed and I'll be able to play SCV all day?

Please my awesomest Santa? I'd be very grateful if you could do this for me :)

Love,
Christine


PS: And I promise that I won't overuse Siegfried's 3B against haters...much.
 
"Dear fat man,
I don't really need anything, though I'm never averse to cash or bitches. In lieu of cookies, I have left you a plate of assorted narcotics and a fifth of vodka. Use as you see fit.

Yours truly,
Dougleton Q. Sporkenmeyer"
 
Dear Santa...
I know this sounds stupid but please, send the snow that snows in Canada somewhere else. I'm tired of shovelling my side walk only to have it look like an avalanche hit my street ten minutes later. But just in case you have no control over the weather, please reveal Talim in December. :3
If you can't... then I ask for lots of sweaters and sweat pants to keep warm. Green please. Oh, and hand knitted as well please.

Thank you very much,
Darkwings13 (aka, the girl who's freezing her hands off while shovelling her sidewalk and garage).
 
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