Jokes thread

[DeathInMyEyes]

This actually happened like 30 seconds ago on my Facebook.

 

[BlackDragon37]

3 guys are in a cafe, one says: I’ve got the smallest arm of the world! Another says: I’ve got the smallest head of the world! The last one says: I’ve got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. The first one goes first and returns happy: I’ve really got the smallest arm in the world! The second returns happy too: I’ve really got the smallest head of the world!

The last one returns angry and screams: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?!??

Actually, Justin Bieber's got a 10 inch cock.

It's in his ass.

And it belongs to Usher.

 

[lobo]

he'd never cheat on his pappy.

i think my best friend is gay. his cock has really been tasting like shit lately.

 

[DeathWarden]

How do you stop a baby from crying? Duck tape it's mouth.

 

[BlackDragon37]

So Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a kid! Wow, that kid will have everything!

Except a last name.