Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

Am I the only one who gets free things offered from strippers and the female gender here?

Also: "EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES" - lol, NO. You're doing it wrong. Stop trolling life.
 
IvyFanboy said:
Am I the only one who gets free things offered from strippers and the female gender here?

Also: "EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES" - lol, NO. You're doing it wrong. Stop trolling life.
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actually it is the truth. one day it will make sense to you...

as far as the strippers go...it is a pity thing.
 
Or they're so fed up with creepers and unappreciative dicks that they make sure to take care of the genuinely awesome ones. I think my record speaks for itself.

You can be sexually successful without deceit, manipulation, being a dick, gimicks, etc... and what's more you get to hear them complain about the people who do succeed on those and realize what tools they are, even in the eyes of those they've "conquered".

In fact I would chalk most of my success to girls rebounding of the people lieing to them all the time. Not a strategy I aim for, but you guys basically do the advertising for the genuine people.
 
Ghengis_John said:
Amy's a decade younger than you and she's got this figured out.

I dunno. If you felt you had to tell her then you had to tell her. It wouldn't have rested otherwise. You really fucked up though. Considering you also coulda told this girl "Hey, cut it out." Nobody can really sort this out for you. Bit of practical advice though man? You might wanna get yourself to a clinic right quick, just to make sure you didn't bring home any souvenirs.

Two hours later edit:
Why is your thread called "Miami south beach, frownie face?" It's kinda non-descript.
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lol...

Tef!!!!! Why dawg!? Why?....
 
HAHAHAHA acting like a pussie to get pussie
also you don't know lobo or anyone who calls you out in real life....lobo in real life is the most chill mother fucker ever....
Protip: people who make fun of you for saying funny stuff are just that.... they aren't dicks or assholes or manipulator

so im going to guess you have never told a lie to your girlfriend? ok Abe Lincoln
 
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