Guidos everywhere are devastated

[Serge2HOT4U]

Over 20 different stuies found that using tanning beds before youre 30 increases skin cancer risks by 75%.

British researches say its as bad as mustard gas.

More on it here:
http://www.celebrityclubber.com/uncategorized/tanning-beds-as-bad-as-mustard-gas

And remember to dig if you like it;-)

 

[MrCerebellum]

Seriously, no joke...

They look like Oompa Loompas. There's no simile. There's no metaphor or analogy. They are fucking Guido Oompa Loompas.

 

[KowtowRobinson]

Back when I worked at the gym, there'd be a ton of fat chicks that didn't have a gym membership, ONLY the $10 tanning membership. Kinda like polishing a turd lol.

 

[Bamboo_Wind]

Kinda like polishing a turd lol.

ROTFL. Too funny.

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

.........Tan at your own risk..........