Who's gonna drop next?

Is it me, or are all these celebrities dying this year due to abusing themselves:

Keith Floyd was an alcoholic.

Patrick Swayze was a heavy smoker.

Michael Jackson was a drug addict.

I should just start wanking from now on. I mean, that can't do you any harm, right?

Oh wait. What happened to David Carradine again?
 
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