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lol i think i love u too mikosu lol



That's the point, if she goes back in time and kills her grandma, she would have never been born, which means she would have never killed her grandma, which means she would have been born, which means she would have killed her grandma etc., making an ongoing cycle therefore destroying time and turning Micheal Jackson black.



lmao how can u be more alive? I didnt kno there were different levels of being alive lol



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1. Fred

2. The fieldtrip was cancelled

3. No....unless it falls on a deaf animal. Then that animal would scream in pain, making a sound. Therefore the tree made a sound indirectly

4. No, he can unlive him though

5. ASS

6. Exactly 5.6 feet (<- this is proven)

Kinda of how in MGS3 if Snake killed Ocalot, creating a continuous time paradox.

LMAO @ your response to #5. Actually, the correct answer is stewardesses.

And DEAR GOD 5.6 feet?!?!?!... how is she alive after that? O.O
 
1. bullet velocity remains, trajectory changes...bullet bounces..goes through whatever else is around

2. yes. said man would have to drink from the fountain to gain eternal life. hold his mouth shut and dunk his head and case closed.

3. yes. so fuck off i'm going to get a beer.

4. TIMECOP

5. 0 degrees celsius or fahrenheit? either way the answer would be 'cold as fuck'.

6. no. the next word would be 'wait' as in; wait a second let me think about this.

7. well you wouldn't see what was in front of you unless you slowed down.

8. COULD JESUS MICROWAVE A BURRITO SO HOT HE HIMSELF COULD NOT EAT IT?

also...plume's hands are far bigger than his capacity to reason. O.o
 
off the top of my head:


A cowboy rides into town on Friday.

He stays in town for 3 days,

and leaves on Friday.



how did he do it?
 
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