Sham-POW, biatch!

I get the feeling Billy Mays set this one up..

Hard LOL

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Now that's class right? and yet why does this guy need to hire prostitutes? He has the perfect pickup line: "Can I ShamWOW you?" You know that would kill.
 
some uk woman got arrested for biting a 1/3rd of her bf's tongue off whilst 'kissing' last week. must be the new craze. you kids and your rock'n'roll! *shakes fist*
 
for the first time I just saw the "slap-chop" commercial on TV. I just cant look at him the same way now. I get all creeped out. His mug shot looks like hes some kind of pedephile or something
 
Well, it could of been a lot worse... at least it was his tongue and not somewhere else on his body... here's a hint: "You're going to love my nuts" >.<
 
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